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SWEARING education for six-year-olds is to become mandatory.
4/17/2014 6:16:21 AM
PRINCE William has lapsed into behaving like a 16th century tyrant during his tour of Australia.
4/17/2014 5:21:20 AM
SHARKS are really interesting, it has been confirmed.
4/17/2014 4:36:57 AM
SIR Alex Ferguson is to auction off his extensive collection of human skulls.
4/17/2014 4:20:44 AM
TESCO has warned the people of the UK that they will pay with their lives for abandoning it.
4/17/2014 4:07:51 AM
THE Archbishop of Canterbury has given thanks to Jesus, who gave his life so that we could have not just a Monday off work but a Friday too.
4/17/2014 3:50:50 AM
MILLIONS of men are about to pretend a shaving accident caused them to remove their beard.
4/16/2014 5:57:30 AM
I STRUGGLED getting people to notice me until I became the owner of the GoPro GodHero VI camera system.
4/16/2014 5:20:34 AM
MATCH of the Day pundit Alan Hansen has insisted that a team will win the Premier League.
4/16/2014 5:07:19 AM
Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)
In a multiple-choice exam, if you're not sure of the answer just put 'B'. Unless they ask which was the best Mel in the Spice Girls.
4/16/2014 4:34:01 AM
YAHOO News has won journalism’s most prestigious award for its coverage of cats that resemble celebrities.
4/16/2014 3:48:51 AM
HIPPY parents will be giving their children drab, joyless dairy-free Easter eggs again this year, it has been confirmed.
4/16/2014 3:45:40 AM
BRITONS are currently either away or brimming with resentment, it has emerged.
4/15/2014 6:09:27 AM
AMERICA has become a communist country following the appearance of a red moon.
4/15/2014 4:54:59 AM
BRITAIN'S 2ft super-rats have said they only want to scrabble about on your sleeping body.
4/15/2014 4:08:01 AM
THE NEW series of Mad Men climaxes with the writing and recording of the Um Bongo advert.
4/15/2014 4:02:06 AM
SUNSHINE has brought Britain's attractive people out of the chrysalis-like pods where they spend most of the year.
4/15/2014 3:50:08 AM
TAPAS-TYPE meals are proof that the concept of sharing is overrated, it has been claimed.
4/14/2014 5:59:16 AM
WORLD leaders are considering a nuclear missile attack on Calfornia's Coachella festival.
4/14/2014 5:20:23 AM
CREATING an aspirational street food brand is one of a series of new scouting badges, it has been confirmed.
4/14/2014 4:33:37 AM