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THE public has called for the RBS bankers who made a £1 billion profit to be replaced by bungling hate figures.
7/25/2014 6:30:13 AM
DRIVERS of 4x4 offroad vehicles are campaigning for more challenging roads with rubble and other hazards.
7/25/2014 5:43:33 AM
SCARCE and highly collectable vinyl records are generally awful, it has emerged.
7/25/2014 4:37:31 AM
FORMER celebrities are lobbying search engines to stop them fading into cultural oblivion.
7/25/2014 4:02:50 AM
THE SEQUEL to Fight Club is about the lengthy administrative process necessary to make the club legal and profitable.
7/25/2014 3:53:58 AM
THE entire population of the UK has moved downstairs to sleep inside the fridge.
7/25/2014 3:50:32 AM
HUMANS are being transported across London in crammed, sweltering underground carriages, it has been revealed.
7/24/2014 6:55:25 AM
TOTTENHAM Hotspur players will line up in 2014/15 wearing a long shirt that barely covers their groins, it has been revealed.
7/24/2014 5:28:00 AM
FALLING iPad sales have confirmed that the computer fad is now over.
7/24/2014 4:48:06 AM
The inhumanity is almost too much to bear.
7/24/2014 4:16:23 AM
LOUIS Van Gaal has ordered Manchester United’s players to have their hair cut exactly like his.
7/24/2014 4:06:07 AM
THE Commonwealth Games opening ceremony has left viewers phoning friends to make sure they saw the same thing.
7/24/2014 3:51:31 AM
AN emotional speech confirming Steven Gerrard's retirement from England duty has been marred by loud praise from Frank Lampard.
7/23/2014 6:28:45 AM
38-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan is controlling his hair destiny by shaving his head and growing a beard.
7/23/2014 5:51:46 AM
Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG)
That dramatic music in your head, between buying a can of beer and opening it? That's not a good sign.
7/23/2014 4:39:46 AM
FORMER glamour model Katie Price is to write, direct and star in an updated version of My Fair Lady.
7/23/2014 4:24:00 AM
THE prime minister is to impose sanctions on Russia's wealthiest city, London.
7/23/2014 4:05:34 AM
EVERYBODY is getting wasted on prosecco this year, supermarkets have confirmed.
7/23/2014 3:48:10 AM
PRINCE George has been introduced to the world of country sports by shooting a butterfly.
7/22/2014 5:48:19 AM
ALL male BBC presenters have some form of penis adornment, it has emerged.
7/22/2014 5:11:22 AM